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Subject:  Opus Knight

Chapter:  9

Occupation:  Prophet of The Cosmos
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 Attempted Swindle: $869.50 Promise of marriage and inheritance from Internet fraudster, Earl Simplice. (That's right, a man pretending to be a woman named "Earl.")

Results:  Who knew a seasoned Internet fraudstesr could snap so easily? 

Distinguishing Characteristics: Due to a lack of melanin, must protect himself from the suns rays with a special lead-infused umbrella.

Interests: Preaching at his self-styled "Church of the Cosmos," checking his followers levels of magnetism with a holy orb, writing monthly "Coping With Albinoism" newsletter.

Special Notes: Is not Edgar Winter, despite all of the white hair and spandex.

Spoiler Alert: Do not read if you are susceptible to cults, cult leaders, or your magnetism levels exceed 4 on the *contrivatory scale.

*Opus Knight - Inventor, 1982 (patent pending)